iiiiiifeeel like dyyyyin..... all the tiiiiime

crosseyedpainless:

people

hell 

angels

*matthew mcconaughey voice* it’s all the same maan

crosseyedpainless:

Call me the Baskin Robin’s of tea, but I have at least 31 flavors…….of tea………..

crosseyedpainless:

i wish

i was sedimentary

in a neighborhood

where the elderly 

will call the cops

if you hop their pools

so i can watch

by the curb

with the lonely teenage boy

and his dog 

propped against me

laughing at the kids yelling,

“my mom’s gonna fuckin’ kill me”

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